I’m a 26 year old SAHM who lives in Florida with my husband, my baby, two labradors, my husband’s jeep, and enough half-done craft projects to reach from here to China. You can read my tumblr for my baby here: It’s Benjamin! You can find my etsy shop here where I sell hand embroidered art. You can also track my etsy obsession at etsy for baby boys. Tumblr (3.0; @thejoysofjess)http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21z28eeHN1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Thank you autocorrect. I was trying to write “Tshirts”</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/20581488170http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/20581488170Fri, 06 Apr 2012 06:13:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0g2kz4EM41ql74ofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lmao. That’s dedication to the cause.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/19457517688http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/19457517688Sat, 17 Mar 2012 12:38:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeg00tADX1r4lcnio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes I grab my boobs because I can’t remember which side Ben should eat off of next. </p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/19212303866http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/19212303866Mon, 12 Mar 2012 21:27:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0j0dmta4e1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh no big deal, just being famous on the internet.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18907088624http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18907088624Wed, 07 Mar 2012 12:53:46 -0500etsyfamous!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hercLS8N1qjzlvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18898944313http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18898944313Wed, 07 Mar 2012 07:39:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gkajEpLP1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gkajEpLP1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gkajEpLP1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gkajEpLP1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gkajEpLP1qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gkajEpLP1qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gkajEpLP1qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gkajEpLP1qc8jh0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilladyshaa.tumblr.com/post/18893400452/ethiopienne-yes-yes-yes-yes" target="_blank">lilladyshaa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ethiopienne.tumblr.com/post/18855501351/yes-yes-yes-yes" target="_blank">ethiopienne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YES. YES YES YES.</p> </blockquote> <p><br/>!!!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18898905297http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18898905297Wed, 07 Mar 2012 07:36:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fnhsGtVR1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Whoever came up with this marketing plan should be fired.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18809757914http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18809757914Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:22:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fk7fJjgQ1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wisdom from the table at the library: “Is cool if you did a front flip on your stinky hands.”</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18805378021http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18805378021Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:11:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dtf4Gv8x1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Well those are ugly.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18753536378http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18753536378Sun, 04 Mar 2012 17:35:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09ciaTBxD1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yes I did get sparkly silver sneakers for my birthday.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18603758358http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18603758358Fri, 02 Mar 2012 07:39:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07jkmwyFM1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is the end of “Good Dog, Carl” when the neglectful mother comes home. Ben insists this dog (not Carl, Carl is inside watching the baby) is pooping. He’s probably right.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18549503314http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18549503314Thu, 01 Mar 2012 08:17:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m014qeU5h61qfnvkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Easter eggs! I love them.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18356180866http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18356180866Sun, 26 Feb 2012 21:11:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzjmoecUvt1qcrp73o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesstizzle.tumblr.com/post/18183834972/eatcerealwithwater-i-love-cheerios-laaaaid" target="_blank">jesstizzle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eatcerealwithwater.tumblr.com/post/17767245838/i-love-cheerios" target="_blank">eatcerealwithwater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love Cheerios</p> </blockquote> <p>Laaaaid back</p> </blockquote>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18198897602http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18198897602Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:08:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuqqppdEh1qczxc6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuqqppdEh1qczxc6o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuqqppdEh1qczxc6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuqqppdEh1qczxc6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuqqppdEh1qczxc6o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuqqppdEh1qczxc6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://betterbooktitles.com/post/18130915646/childrenslit" target="_blank">betterbooktitles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The best of Children’s Literature on <a href="http://betterbooktitles.com/" target="_blank">Better Book Titles</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18136461455http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18136461455Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:48:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuuhu8vHc1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>That is from ONE hour of exercising outside today wearing SPF 45. WTF. It’s February and cloudy!</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18133873177http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18133873177Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:44:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuth3uo4P1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Haha. My iPod from 2005 and music from @alltherain from 2004. Love it. This is the stuff that makes me feel old.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18133021562http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18133021562Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:22:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztamoUl1r1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Easter eggs!</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18085206863http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18085206863Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:37:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzplta6NF11r7myemo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.icouldmakethat.org/post/18074255364/handmaderyangosling-submitted-by-meejay03" target="_blank">icouldmakethat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://handmaderyangosling.tumblr.com/post/18069256038/submitted-by-meejay03" target="_blank">handmaderyangosling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Submitted by <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/meejay03" target="_blank">@meejay03</a></p> </blockquote> <p>AAAHAHAHAHAH it’s funny because it’s true.</p> </blockquote>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18078273451http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18078273451Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:08:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbq90WkoI1r0jbbho1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbq90WkoI1r0jbbho2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>hahaha, love it. The best parts of Family Guy are when Brian actually acts like a dog.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18018937269http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18018937269Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:34:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzqs6yGbyD1qfnvkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Packaging up my first order for shipping.</p>http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18006371174http://thejoysofjess.tumblr.com/post/18006371174Tue, 21 Feb 2012 07:04:09 -0500yay!