♥ Jess

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I'm a 26 year old SAHM who lives in Florida with my husband, my baby, two labradors, my husband's jeep, and enough half-done craft projects to reach from here to China.

You can read my tumblr for my baby here: It's Benjamin!

You can find my etsy shop here where I sell hand embroidered art. You can also track my etsy obsession at etsy for baby boys.

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    3 months ago

    beefranck: thesemicullen: Sausage gravy dispenser is the height of culinary achievement. Sometimes the world is so goddamn beautiful. I’m not sure if I want to vomit or show up with biscuits wherever this thing exists.

    beefranck:

    thesemicullen:

    Sausage gravy dispenser is the height of culinary achievement.

    Sometimes the world is so goddamn beautiful.

    I’m not sure if I want to vomit or show up with biscuits wherever this thing exists.

    1. sechilds reblogged this from merlin
    2. everydayscott reblogged this from merlin and added:
      Sausage gravy dispenser...the height of culinary achievement.
    3. mikeymp reblogged this from areasofmyexpertise and added:
      This machine should be already in my house right now.
    4. losis2honest reblogged this from mochismochi and added:
      Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww. Heart attack waiting to happen!! X_x
    5. mochismochi reblogged this from pag-asaharibon
    6. pag-asaharibon reblogged this from beefranck and added:
      So that’s what kids call it these days!
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    8. matte-black-pen reblogged this from thesemicullen and added:
      Just skip a step and rub it right on your shirt.
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    18. starkid-freakin-potter reblogged this from the-soapmaker and added:
      Where that hell is this? I need to be there now.
    19. johnbooty reblogged this from markargent and added:
      I’m not sure I want to live in this world any more… …to be clear, I don’t want to live in the world, so much as I want...
    20. eric-seay reblogged this from areasofmyexpertise and added:
      Oh God, it’s beautiful!
    21. jrblogs reblogged this from merlin and added:
      Imagine the sound this machine makes? ewww.
    22. ratcagehat reblogged this from markargent and added:
      Will they let you put sausage gravy on your nachos?
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    26. quartzcity reblogged this from merlin and added:
      Brilliant, horrifying or both?
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    31. aglock reblogged this from areasofmyexpertise and added:
      BRB installing this in my bedroom.